This Is Our Time Now And We Can't Rewind
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Well Scott you asked and who am i to deny you?
Well this week has been somewhat of a mixed bag.
There have been the obvious low of splitting with Kat, a decision we have both made, but i wish to add that it was a great 6 months and she is a very special person.
(cue chris to puke)
Anyway, as in everything there is always a silver lining, this particualr one was the opportunity to get very very drunk and who am i to miss an opportunity??
Therefore on Thursday it was time for some drinking, 7 Pints of beer, 1 double vodka, and 3 double tequila sunrises (6 shots of tequila total) the last drank in under 5 minutes.
It just wasn't good, now it gets a little blurry.
I sent my flatmate a txt as i had left the bar a few mins early for a bit of fresh air, it read "On the big map!."
I then got a call asking me where i was which i gave the reply "i'm on africa" (I was lying on this big map in the centre of the main square right across africa)
I then proceeded to walk back barefoot, to collapse asleep in the bathroom, where i am reliabley informed, Kim came in after hearing a thump to find me asleep. Andy then came in to force water down my throat.
I awoke with a huge hangover.
Then moving swiftly on, Friday brought work and Emery came up to do some climbing and drinking.
Friday night:
Tea: really dead simple, tim of chopped tomatoes with fried onion and a clove of fried garlic (finely chopped) whack it in with the chopped tomatoes, chuck a few sausages in the over, cook untill brown and chop them up into bits and add to the sauce. Serve with some pasta.
Then after a shower and some food, Emery, Andy, and I went out to Star (the Leeds Mets Rock night.) at which i drank considerabley less. Emery drank nothing but still has been ill all day, weird or what?
Today was a day for getting a bit of climbing done, with Caley near by although a little wet we did a bit.
Sunday was spent lazying about marked with a few pints and game of pool in the Drydock.
And today well...
Got my arse up and out of bed (shocking i know) to attend my 9 o'clock lecture.
Things rambled through untill 2 o'clock and finally the end of my uni day.
From there i went to what is becoming my favourite place in Leeds, the Market.
I really recommend my new game it's called "10 pound for the lot!"
Basically go spending in the market with no more than £10 and buy all your food, it takes some imagination and some cunning but is really rewarding.
Anyway; it's food time.
For tea with my market special i am doing lemon chicken with rice/noodles (not quite sure yet)
It's dead simple chuck 1 chicken thigh in an oven proof dish, cover with a bit of lemon juice, sugar and soy sauce and bake in the oven at 190 degrees.
Thanks for reading
Clarkey

2 Comments:
-it is a masterpiece of writing
the original team
-simply one post you cannot miss!
agony aunt gone wrong
-goa go to school! chemi first class and dont wana miss that!
Adriana
Fantastic post there James, it was not only a laugh a minute (although I do take your recipes with a pinch of salt...nevermind) for me, my friends also found it funny here laughing at your bizarre drunken tales and your conquest to Africa in one drunken night of magic!
Is Emery any better now? hope so because he owes me that 20p I've been asking for since Chris' birthday and he still hasn't compensated me with any cheap cider. Speaking of which, did you consume any such liquor or was it simply vodka drinks which taste vile but have the desired effect?!
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